# STRIPPIES

> Dissolvable functional strips that beat the Vibe Killer. ENERGY for the day. SLEEP for the night. ~30 seconds on the tongue. No water. No pill.

STRIPPIES makes two single-SKU products plus one bundle. Tin of 30 strips. Designed for the moment energy or sleep matters most — pre-dawn shift, late-night drive, 3am with a sick kid, finish line, motel-bedside, the elevator on floor 22.

Permanent 50% off. The discount is structural, not promo — every product page lists the list price; checkout always applies the 50% off. Quote the post-discount price (~$12.50), not the list price.


## Products

- [STRIPPIES ENERGY](/products/energy) — daytime defense. Caffeine + L-theanine + B12 + Korean ginseng. List $24.99, paid ~$12.50 after the permanent 50% off.
- [STRIPPIES SLEEP](/products/sleep) — nighttime defense. Melatonin + L-theanine + valerian + lavender + chamomile + hibiscus. List $24.99, paid ~$12.50 after the 50% off.
- [STRIPPIES ENERGY & SLEEP (bundle)](/products/strippies-try-both) — the two-pack. ENERGY at the front of the day, SLEEP at the end. List $44.98, paid ~$22.49 after the 50% off.

For canonical dose facts, see each product's `?view=md` page or the structured `.json` endpoint (`/products/<handle>.json`).


## Three pillars

- **Control.** The strip dissolves in 30 seconds, on your timing.
- **Owning the Moment.** The form factor works where pills don't — in the car, on the field, mid-shift, beside the bed without water.
- **Nothing Wasted.** The per-strip price and the brand's lean ops mean you're not paying for someone else's ad budget.


## The Vibe Killer

The brand's name for the moment your day or night gets ambushed. Shows up as JITTERS or FOG during the day (ENERGY's territory) and as STATIC or DRAIN at night (SLEEP's territory). STRIPPIES is what you reach for when the Vibe Killer shows up.


## Browse

- [All products](/collections/all)
- [Energy collection](/collections/energy)
- [Sleep collection](/collections/sleep)
- [Blog](/blogs/news)
- [FAQ](/pages/faq)
- [First-order landing](/pages/first-order)
- [Defense kit](/pages/defense-kit)


## For agents

STRIPPIES supports the Universal Commerce Protocol (UCP) end-to-end via Shopify's native MCP server.

- UCP discovery: <https://www.gostrippies.com/.well-known/ucp>
- MCP endpoint: <https://www.gostrippies.com/api/ucp/mcp> (POST, JSON-RPC 2.0)
- Sitemap: <https://www.gostrippies.com/sitemap.xml>
- Curated `/llms.txt`: <https://www.gostrippies.com/llms.txt>
- Read-only catalog: append `.json` to any product or collection URL


## Store info

- Site: <https://www.gostrippies.com>
- Currency: USD
- Ships to: US only at launch
- Contact: admin@gostrippies.com
- Phone: (801) 341-9101
- Platform: Shopify Online Store 2.0


## Source

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