Defense Kit — ENERGY + SLEEP
One-time purchase · 60 strips total
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$0.37 / strip
- ✓ Works in about 5 minutes
- ✓ 30-day money-back guarantee
- ✓ Arm both halves of the day
STRIPPIES ARE MADE FOR MAGICAL MOMENTS
STRIPPIES ARE MADE FOR MAGICAL MOMENTS
"I have two toddlers. They're treasures, and I love them, but they test me everyday. STRIPPIES helps me take control even when a lot of other things aren't (hello, toddler tantrums). Try it risk-free and see what STRIPPIES can do for you!" -Max, Co-Founder of STRIPPIES
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Your Defense Kit
Your Defense Kit
ENERGY in minutes on your tongue & SLEEP for when you actually need it.
ENERGY — 30 strips
One-time purchase
50% off with code PIP50
$0.42 / strip
- ✓ Works in about 5 minutes
- ✓ 50mg caffeine — every dose listed
- ✓ 30-day money-back guarantee
SLEEP — 30 strips
One-time purchase
50% off with code PIP50
$0.42 / strip
- ✓ Calms first, then cues sleep
- ✓ No grogginess at the 6am wake-up
- ✓ 30-day money-back guarantee
- 30-day money-back guarantee
- Physician formulated
- 3rd-party tested
Physician formulated · Every dose chosen, every dose listed.
3rd-party tested · Independent labs. Every batch.
Nursing-safe dose · 50mg caffeine. LactMed-compatible, ACOG-aligned.
STRIP FOR CONTROL
STRIP FOR CONTROL
Drink mixes, pills, and gummies can't compete
Drink mixes, pills, and gummies can't compete
🎯
Control
50mg caffeine, not a 200mg bomb you can't take back. Every milligram on the box. Safe for nursing parents.
🎯
Control
Every dose listed. Every ingredient defended. Nothing hidden in a blend.
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Owning the Moment
Five-minute onset for the windows that run the day. The 2:45 pickup. The 5:30 dinner rush. The 9:40 work block. Take it before the crash, not after.
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Nothing Wasted
One strip. No water, no shaker, no mixing. For hands that are already full.
Modern parenting outpaces modern supplements.
Modern parenting outpaces modern supplements.
35,000 decisions a parent makes by the time the kids are in school. Each one drains the tank before noon. Source: widely cited estimate of daily adult decisions.
10am is when most parents hit the wall, before the actual workday even starts.
15-30 min for coffee to reach your bloodstream. A strip absorbs in about 5. The crash window does not wait. Source: sublingual vs. oral absorption pharmacokinetics.
The Vibe Killer wins by timing. STRIPPIES doesn't give it the window.
The Vibe Killer wins by timing. STRIPPIES doesn't give it the window.
Five minutes. No ritual required.
Five minutes. No ritual required.
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Strip on tongue.
Dissolves in seconds. No water. No pill case.
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Sublingual absorption.
Active ingredients bypass the stomach. Onset begins.
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Five minutes later.
The 2:45 pickup, the 5:30 rush. You are present, not running on fumes. The crash misses its window.
GOODBYE WASTED MOMENTS & HELLO VIBE CONTROL
GOODBYE WASTED MOMENTS & HELLO VIBE CONTROL
⚡ ENERGY STRIPS
☾ SLEEP STRIPS
50mg
Green Coffee Bean Extract
50mg caffeine. Lower than a typical pre-workout, by design.
1000mcg
Vitamin B12
Methylated form. Energy metabolism cofactor.
30mg
L-Theanine
Pairs with caffeine for steady focus.
20mg
Korean Ginseng
Adaptogenic root. Used for sustained alertness.
5mg
Melatonin
Cued for sleep onset. Standard clinical dose.
50mg
L-Theanine
Doubled vs ENERGY. Higher dose for evening.
50mg
Valerian Root
Traditional botanical, dosed at 50mg.
10mg
Lavender
Botanical for evening calm.
10mg
Chamomile
Floral for restful nights.
10mg
Hibiscus
Tart-floral for evening unwind.
50mg caffeine plus 30mg L-theanine. The ratio research backs for calm, jitter-free focus. Every dose listed.
MAKE SMART CHOICES, KIDS
MAKE SMART CHOICES, KIDS
| ✦ STRIPPIES | Pills | Powders | Gummies | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Speed | Minutes | 30-60 min | 20-30 min | 30-45 min |
| Water Needed | No | Yes | Yes | No |
| Fillers | None added | Binders, coatings | Varies | Sugar, gelatin |
| Portability | Pocket-sized | Bottle | Tub + shaker | Bottle |
| Per Serving | $0.83 | $0.50-1.50 | $1.00-2.50 | $0.80-1.50 |
| Full Transparency | ✓ | ? | ? | ? |
| Doses Listed | ✓ | ✗ | ? | ✗ |
THE BEST VALUE FOR VIBE CONTROL
THE BEST VALUE FOR VIBE CONTROL
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Get your questions answered
Get your questions answered
Onset in about five minutes. Sublingual absorption bypasses the stomach, so the active ingredients hit your bloodstream faster than a capsule, which typically takes 45 minutes to dissolve.
Two products. STRIPPIES ENERGY (30 strips, spearmint, for the daytime windows) and STRIPPIES SLEEP (30 strips, cranberry, for the wind-down). One strip a day, day or night. You decide which.
Orders ship within 1 to 2 business days. Expect delivery in 3 to 5 days. You get a tracking link by email when it goes out.
AI runs our operations, so our overhead is a fraction of typical supplement-brand cost. We pass that savings through. Use code PIP50 for 50% off your first order.
Yes. One click. Anytime. No "talk to a rep" friction. Your subscription is in your account dashboard.
30 days, full refund on your first order if it is not for you. We cover return shipping. Email support@gostrippies.com and we will handle it.
LactMed rates caffeine compatible with breastfeeding at moderate doses. ENERGY is 50mg, well under the 300mg per day guidance for nursing parents. Check with your OB about your situation.
ACOG supports up to 200mg of caffeine a day in pregnancy. ENERGY is 50mg per strip. If you are early or have concerns, check with your OB first.
The 30mg of L-theanine is there for exactly that. It smooths the caffeine into calm alertness instead of an anxiety spike.
Before 3pm. Caffeine has a half-life of 5 to 6 hours, so a 50mg dose at 3pm still leaves about 12mg in your system at 9pm. Earlier is better.